- dad: Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you
- me: Dad they barely ever leave their room
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if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

(Source: animorphz)

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sea-dwellers:

flora-chan:

cryingvagina:

i am byesexual

everyone i love leaves me

That because you didn’t work hard enough to save the relationship, if you truely love them you would do everything with your heart to keep it alive. 

Love is like a flower, it grows by only with help of sunshine in your life and water of energy can keep it alive of the seed inside. 

it was a joke

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- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
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beyoncebeytwice:

i can take an insult better than i can take a compliment

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- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
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haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes

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